Appointments

The appointment of Peter Jackson to head a review of the
Film Commission is inspired. Good call, arts minister. In
the same adventurous spirit, the following appointments
also suggest themselves:

Bill English to head a review of John Key’s leadership.
Richard Worth to review the risks of too much texting.
Molly Melhuish to review the electricity industry.
David Benson-Pope to review the state of NZ tennis.
David Cohen to head a review of Morning Report.
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to review MPs’ expenses claims.
Winston Peters to review Owen Glenn’s business interests.
C K Stead to head a review of Vincent O’Sullivan.
Vincent O’Sullivan to head a review of C K Stead.
Graham Henry to head a review of Graham Henry.
God to review the state of NZ cricket.