Never make friends with your hairdresser.
If in doubt, form a chain of buckets.
Stand well clear of the doors.
Relicense your karma by July 1.
Change leaders at regular intervals.
Work in the dark.
Speak the word only.
To thine own selves be true.
Wear odd socks on alternate Wednesdays.
Look back harder.
Habituate yourself to the vast.
Adopt a measured tone.
Hear yourself without sympathy.
Distrust thoughts thought while travelling.
Do keep up.
Never have enough: enough is always too much.
And remember, even the wise know more than you do.